The only coffee shop nearby my residence is located in a strip mall.
Strip malls aren't characterized by the ambiance I look for in a coffee shop where I can relax, work, and enjoy a good cup of coffee.
Since I gave up on the idea of having a coffee shop nearby that I could visit on a daily basis, I began heading over to the local MacDonalds every morning to get my daily brew.
After a month of settling for the MacDonald's coffee, I came to the realization that their coffee tastes like regular gas station coffee.
It has a flavor that is similar to what might be the taste of the cleaning chemicals used to clean their dirty coffee pots.
It was tolerable but I knew there had to be a better choice.
And then there's the fact that MacDonalds openly supports the homosexual agenda.
I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with homosexuals. I just think it's weird or irrelevant for a fast food restaurant to support homosexuality or any type of sexual behavior or identity system.
It's as irrelevant to MacDonald's to support homosexuality as it is for them to openly support other sexual preferences such as:
See, sexual preference is irrelevant to fast food. Besides, I don't want to begin to think of homosexuality - or anyone's sexuality - when I drink my coffee.
Oh, and it bothers me to order food or drink from an establishment that has a clown as a mascot. Clowns conflict with the seriousness of coffee.
So I ordered a cup of BK Joe coffee from Burger King today and I'm quite pleased with it.
It costs slightly more, but it tastes more like real coffee than cleaning chemicals, plus it looks like the cup is bigger (I haven't confirmed that yet).
And then there's the seriousness of burger king that appeals to me.
I like "The King" of Burger King. Kings are cooler than clowns that are meant to appeal to children.
Oh, and notice that it's called "Burger KING" and not "Burger QUEEN". That way, my coffee does not become associated with anyone's sexuality.
Did I mention that BK Joe tastes great too?
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